Howdy, cowpokes! My name is William H. Clinton! But, you can just call me Bill. This page is constantly under construction, so please visit back often, ya'll hear now?
I reckon this'll be the coolest dang webpage on the whole daggum internet! Here's a picture of me:
If ya'll got the hankerin' to gimme one'a those newfangled electronic mails, just click on the image below, ya'll hear?