YA'LL GOT ANY AHCOOPAYSHIUNS FOR ME?
President of the United States- I got some good experience in this job here, but I still haven't grasped the technique of getting involved with the women around. I'm getting better at it, though. It's a difficult job. After all, a whopping 35% of Americans voted for me.
Ranch Hand- I reckon I could round up all the cowpokes on your ranch, ya'll hear? I'm for hire. I won't have as much time for presidential affairs if I get hired, however. Current affairs, that is.
McDonald's Clerk- Do any of ya'll McDonald's managers have an opening? I really like the happy meal toys! That's why I go there so often! Oh biggly buggly! Look at Anastasia roll! Oh, sorry.