MY SECRET LOVES
Alicia Silverstone, Pamela Anderson, Kathy Lee Gifford, RuPaul, Monica Lewinsky (although it isn't so secret), Richard Simmons, Saddam Husein (that's why I won't blow him away so eagerly), Gillian Anderson, Ms. Gloster, Hanson, all the Spice Girls, the girl that works at my local McDonald's on Mondays, Sheryl Crow, Brad Pitt, Marge Simpson, Peggy Hill, Gwen Stefani, Miss America, Miss Bolivia, Miss Bulgaria, Miss China, and especially Miss Ethiopia, Tara Lipinski, Michelle Kwan, Nicole Bobec, Lu Chen, Blue from Blue's Clues, my dog (did it have to be spayed?), Janet Reno, Lara Croft, Cindy Crawford, the girl who usually delivers in my area for Pizza Hut, Marcia Clark, Foxy Brown, Missy Elliot, Lil' Kim, Courtney Love, Sandra Bullock, Marilyn Manson, Madonna